Summer funnies

7-24-12
"Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom when I don't have to poop to get time by myself" - KJ

7-27-12
"Carrot makes you longer, carrot makes you stronger carrot makes you lonely when your ohhhohhhhh"
KJ's version of "What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger."

7-31-12
Nothing like your naked one year old pointing down the hall and saying "uh-oh" just as your three year old screams because she just stepped in that "uh-oh".

8-27-12
As I was giving Lainee her dinner, "Thanks mom, you're awesome!" (Totally made my night)

8-28-12
KJ: "Whoa Sawyer is poopy, she really reeks!"

Post & Launch

So, I've been trying to keep up but I usually just end up texting or posting elsewhere so that I have the funnies at least documented. So, today, my plan is to post and launch this blog into the WWW and what I mean by that is posting it up to FB, my main source of communication. haha ;) Here are some Greenie funnies as of late:

6/6/12 KJ: Lain, why is your hair attaching to my face (Said in the bathroom after she whipped her hair into his face, thus it sticking there...)

6/15/12 Me (speaking in a really ridiculous voice while holding a Barbie): "Hi, I'm Barbie!
KJ: No, she doesn't talk like that.
Me: What does she talk like?
KJ: She's kind of mean.
Me: How is she mean?
KJ: She's kind of naughty.
Me: Uhhh... where is he going with this? How is she naughty?
KJ: She fights with Tinkerbell.
Me: What do they fight over?
KJ: (Blushing) Me...

6/19/12
After having a dicussion about babies in bellies...
Me: Are you going to have babies in your belly when you get a lot older?
Lain: Yeah.
Me: How many babies do you want?
Lain: Um.. two.
Me: Do you want girl babies or boy babies?
Lain: Girl babies.
Me: What are you going to name them?
Lain: Umm.. Sawyer...and... Nana.

6/19/12
KJ: DAD! Where is my pull-up? My butt is staring at you. (Just a note for KJ's sake... he rarely has accidents while sleeping but he still crawls into bed with us some nights and Daddy isn't wanting to clean up an accidental pee spill in the middle of the night.

Just Catchin' Up With the Funnies!

11-11-11
"Hey! Lainee has boobs on her back." - KJ announced this is Lainee was running around shirtless. What he saw? Her shoulderblades...

12-9-11
KJ is upset because Lainee took his bottle of "carne asada water" while playing in the bathtub. He's pretty creative with his bath time cooking. ... And now he's upset because, in his words: "I'M FREEZING, I'M FREEZING! WHO FARTED IN HERE?"

1-7-12
KJ and Lainee get to go watch a movie with Nana and Papa today. So, KJ says to me "you can do whatever you want today while I'm gone." and I reply "Oh, thank you. Like what?" He answers "Like poop your pants."

1-13-12
KJ walked into the girls' room as I was changing Sawyer and said "I'm getting the stinkies from you, Sawyer!"

2-2-12
"How can you even imagine I'm getting huger when I'm five." - KJ

2-28-12
KJ and Lain are in the tub and KJ goes "Lain when we get out of the tub I'm going to kick your butt... Only if you have pants on." it's not the threat I found funny but the conditions of said threat.

3-1-12
Just overheard as I was doing laundry, KJ to Lainee (as he was going potty): "Lain, you don't go potty like me. You don't have a pee pee. Your pee pee is in your bottom. You have to grow one? Yeah, you should be a boy."

Boob Telescope

KJ was asking me to go to his room to look for a game and when he went to grab me he accidentally placed his hand on my chest. Here is how it went down:

KJ: Come and look with me. (hand finds chest) You can use your boob! BOOB TELESCOPE!

What's this blog about?... And a Re-cap on funnies thus far...

So, I decide to create a blog where I can post all of the funny/sweet/adorabel things that come out of my children's mouths. I'm terrible at remember anything so if I keep track through a blog, I don't have to worry about forgetting precious memories.





Here are some of the funnies thus far, I've already, sadly, forgotten many, but here is what I've written down or what I remember. They range from the beginning of this year up until now.





KJ: "Lain, your beautiful"



KJ: "Mom move your big fat belly." (In my defense, I was pregnant at the time)



KJ wanted to take his shirt off (and still does sometimes) to go potty when I asked him why, he responded: " I do big chunks."



I asked KJ to put his bottom in the air so I could clean him during bathtime, he responded with: "we just don't care".



One time when I kissed his forehead he wiped it and said "mom thats embarassing me"



One time Lainee grabbed a wipe and said " wipe KJ butt" and chased him, wiped him and spanked him and then KJ took off running!





KJ: what's that smell? Smells like poop. Did you poop?


Me: Maybe it's lain (who is sleeping in other room).


About 10 sec later...


KJ: Hmm maybe it was my fart.





7-15-11






Chad and KJ had an interesting conversation last night, it went a little something like this.
Chad: I love you buddy.
KJ: I love you too. I don't love mommy.
Chad: Don't say that, you love mommy.
KJ: I don't love mommy.
Chad: DON'T say that, you love mommy. Tell mommy you love her.
KJ: I don't love mommy, (to me) I don't love you mommy.
Me: I love you buddy, I always love you.
Chad: Do you love Lainee?
KJ: (hesitantly) Yeah... but not when she eats cereal.
Chad: Do you love Sawyer?
KJ: Yeah, but not when she spits up.
Chad: Do you love Nana?
KJ: Yeah.
Chad: Do you love Papa?
KJ: Yeah.
Chad: Do you love Grandma?
KJ: Yeah.
Chad: Do you love Mommy?
KJ: Yeah. (turns to me) I don't love you when your hair is like that though.



11-11-11


Hey! Lainee has boobs on her back." - KJ announced this is Lainee was running around shirtless. What he saw? Her shoulderblades... I think I need to create a blog for all of the funny stuff that comes out of my kids' mouths.