Boob Telescope

KJ was asking me to go to his room to look for a game and when he went to grab me he accidentally placed his hand on my chest. Here is how it went down:

KJ: Come and look with me. (hand finds chest) You can use your boob! BOOB TELESCOPE!

What's this blog about?... And a Re-cap on funnies thus far...

So, I decide to create a blog where I can post all of the funny/sweet/adorabel things that come out of my children's mouths. I'm terrible at remember anything so if I keep track through a blog, I don't have to worry about forgetting precious memories.





Here are some of the funnies thus far, I've already, sadly, forgotten many, but here is what I've written down or what I remember. They range from the beginning of this year up until now.





KJ: "Lain, your beautiful"



KJ: "Mom move your big fat belly." (In my defense, I was pregnant at the time)



KJ wanted to take his shirt off (and still does sometimes) to go potty when I asked him why, he responded: " I do big chunks."



I asked KJ to put his bottom in the air so I could clean him during bathtime, he responded with: "we just don't care".



One time when I kissed his forehead he wiped it and said "mom thats embarassing me"



One time Lainee grabbed a wipe and said " wipe KJ butt" and chased him, wiped him and spanked him and then KJ took off running!





KJ: what's that smell? Smells like poop. Did you poop?


Me: Maybe it's lain (who is sleeping in other room).


About 10 sec later...


KJ: Hmm maybe it was my fart.





7-15-11






Chad and KJ had an interesting conversation last night, it went a little something like this.
Chad: I love you buddy.
KJ: I love you too. I don't love mommy.
Chad: Don't say that, you love mommy.
KJ: I don't love mommy.
Chad: DON'T say that, you love mommy. Tell mommy you love her.
KJ: I don't love mommy, (to me) I don't love you mommy.
Me: I love you buddy, I always love you.
Chad: Do you love Lainee?
KJ: (hesitantly) Yeah... but not when she eats cereal.
Chad: Do you love Sawyer?
KJ: Yeah, but not when she spits up.
Chad: Do you love Nana?
KJ: Yeah.
Chad: Do you love Papa?
KJ: Yeah.
Chad: Do you love Grandma?
KJ: Yeah.
Chad: Do you love Mommy?
KJ: Yeah. (turns to me) I don't love you when your hair is like that though.



11-11-11


Hey! Lainee has boobs on her back." - KJ announced this is Lainee was running around shirtless. What he saw? Her shoulderblades... I think I need to create a blog for all of the funny stuff that comes out of my kids' mouths.