11-11-11
"Hey! Lainee has boobs on her back." - KJ announced this is Lainee was running around shirtless. What he saw? Her shoulderblades...
12-9-11
KJ is upset because Lainee took his bottle of "carne asada water" while playing in the bathtub. He's pretty creative with his bath time cooking. ... And now he's upset because, in his words: "I'M FREEZING, I'M FREEZING! WHO FARTED IN HERE?"
1-7-12
KJ and Lainee get to go watch a movie with Nana and Papa today. So, KJ says to me "you can do whatever you want today while I'm gone." and I reply "Oh, thank you. Like what?" He answers "Like poop your pants."
1-13-12
KJ walked into the girls' room as I was changing Sawyer and said "I'm getting the stinkies from you, Sawyer!"
2-2-12
"How can you even imagine I'm getting huger when I'm five." - KJ
2-28-12
KJ and Lain are in the tub and KJ goes "Lain when we get out of the tub I'm going to kick your butt... Only if you have pants on." it's not the threat I found funny but the conditions of said threat.
3-1-12
Just overheard as I was doing laundry, KJ to Lainee (as he was going potty): "Lain, you don't go potty like me. You don't have a pee pee. Your pee pee is in your bottom. You have to grow one? Yeah, you should be a boy."
